hello world

Well, after being around since the advent of the first coconut being opened and spilling it's milky white fluid across the dry earth I thought it was probably time to give up on what passes as internet porn and move on to try and create some sort of cringe worthy mind-fuck that may gross you out, but where the images I create stay with you and distract you from your daily grind. Most things I think are pretty damned offensive - I hold much back, but quite often find myself slightly embarrassed - but making others around me titter away to themselves, often recounting this to others for years to come. Quite often my observations, although harsh at the time, turn out to be spot on. For example, whilst witnessing the 9/11 disasters live on television I found myself announcing to the room "Well, it's not like they didn't see that one coming!". Everyone was disgusted, but in less than a year the papers were echoing my very thoughts and everyone agreed. Anyways, over the next few days I'll be sharing some of my thinkings, as well as some stories and situations I've created over the course of my life. So, until then feck off and tell everyone to follow my blog. If you know me you may grow to love me more or may just never want to speak to me again - if you don't know me and don't like what I say then please don't complain, simply go and read something more to your liking!